Bloggy Bloggerton

This has got to be it for me.

I've had many a blog in my day. Most were collaborations. My latest--"The Snooty Review," is a Tumblr blog. Look, I'm not knocking Tumblr, but I just can't get serious over there. It's more of a cat picture sharing forum than a legitimate writing forum. And that's what I need, and that's what I want to do here.

I am a writer--I graduate in May with a Creative Writing and English Teaching degree from Boise State University. I need to publish. I need what I've written to be read. And here, on my blog, all of that good stuff has arrived, including, but not limited to:

-poetry
-non-fiction, including links to Boise Weekly work I have done
-prose, which means everything else
-recipes (put the chips ON the sandwich)
-odes, laments, and asides
-erotic fiction (He slowly put the chips on her sandwich)
-scathing retorts I thought of post-confrontation
-captions I wrote, which are far superior to those assholes at The Family Circus
-700 different descriptions (meditations?) of the afternoon sunlight in winter
-new works featuring my pen name, "Slow Motion Jones"
-picture of my cats/boyfriend/boyfriend and cats
-songs I wrote about my cats
-plays, including the gripping autobiographical one-woman drama "Don't call me Dee Snyder"

Anyhoo, that's what's in store for you. Buckle the fuck up!